OMG! I am going to have a FUCKIN Meltdown!
All .. and yes I mean ALL the fucking roads in and out of Laramie are CLOSED!
How in the hell am I going to get to Denver to pick up my Mom & baby brother .. oh yeah my MIL too??!!!
My palms are sweaty just looking at the road cams, I am fucking going! I can’t wreck two years in a row ~ right?!
My husband is having a shit fit, “Why did they have to come this time of year? Why couldn’t they come during the summer?” WHY?! Because I have to see my MOTHER asshole! You are not cutting it for me any more jerk wad! I didn’t say that to him but I really really REALLY wanted to .. I said it with my eyes and he left.
I am going to go take 2 Xanex .. 1 mg of Xanex and I can handle anything!