DAMMIT! This is what I should have told the 13 year old boy when I dropped him off at the dance ~ instead of “you know all girls have AIDS and if you kiss them you will die” Yes I did too tell my child this! I will not go into the whole conversation but basically girls are born with aids and give it the boys when they are only married. Then I yell really loud as he gets out “KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS” Works like a charm .. every time ~ the oldest child still doesn’t have a girlfriend! Oh wait ~ I want them to have girlfriends?! You so crazy! I need that stupid looking guy View high resolution

DAMMIT! This is what I should have told the 13 year old boy when I dropped him off at the dance ~ instead of “you know all girls have AIDS and if you kiss them you will die”

Yes I did too tell my child this! I will not go into the whole conversation but basically girls are born with aids and give it the boys when they are only married. Then I yell really loud as he gets out “KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS”

Works like a charm .. every time ~ the oldest child still doesn’t have a girlfriend! Oh wait ~ I want them to have girlfriends?!

You so crazy! I need that stupid looking guy

(Source: shittime)

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