February 2012
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“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why....”
– Stephen Fry (via eatyourpie)
Stephen Fry is a wonderful person.
(via going-to-scranton)
Its kind of the same with anxiety…I don’t know WHY I’m anxious…I just am.
(via iheartporkchops)
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Everyone Has A Story. This is Mine.: The Power of... →
This chic just hit the “nail on the head” … love this and I completely agree!
thatchicmichelle:
Just be happy.
Sounds easier said than done, right?
I don’t agree.
Being happy is a state of mind. There aren’t many things in life that you generally have control over. Your mood is one of those rare instances where you get to decide how you’re going to feel.
Life got you...
TT p.3
I finally showered, but only got dressed in sweat pants and no I did not go to the gym.
I did 6 loads of laundry, no other cleaning besides the kitchen.
I finished my crafty picture project for my Mom & MIL, now I have to send them out. That might take me a while.
My car is out of gas and I don’t get paid until tomorrow, had to make an excuse up so that I wouldn’t have to drive...
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TT p.2
Still in my pj’s
Still have not cleaned anything other than the kitchen, oh wait I have started a load of laundry ~ Gabby does this qualify for wearing of “the crown”?
No phone calls on my ad that is supposedly in the newspaper today .. I know, I know I will chill out!
Ran my kindle out of battery ~ playing a game, not reading a book like I should
I need to write up a...
TT
Okay, I am going to do this:
Last Tuesday I wore my underwear inside out all day long with the cotton crotch thingy on the “wrong” side and did not notice until my last pee stop before bed .. I wore them to bed like that
Yesterday I wore my racer back bra all twisted up on the right side and didn’t figure that out until I changed for bed
I have been having anxiety issues for...
It's Definitely Monday!
Showed up at my Old Lady’s house and was assaulted with the pungent odor of shit
OY! There she is sitting in the living, no pants on ~ it is pants of Monday, right?! ~ shaking and heaving; she asks me in between heaving what I am doing there. I am running to find a barf bucket and notice the trail of puke to the bathroom.
OY! Get the bucket to her, go on a mission to find a wash cloth for...
Catching Pigs
I received this story in an email from our elderly neighbors in Oregon:
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student...
What makes me smile
the latest thing:
While putting clean sheets on the 10 yr old’s bed he is giggling in delight at the thought of crawling into bed with clean sheets and having them all tucked in tight.
The babbling of my 13 yr old while using that google map/star program on my phone.
My 20 yr old’s snide remarks, and his sigh of relief when his 10 yr old brother left for baseball today.
Basically...
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It is and was!
melbajane answered your question: What is the name of this drink?
damn good? I haven’t tried it yet.
Damn good! Maybe that’s what I should call it!?!
What is the name of this drink?
I just drank:
Vodka
Orange Juice
7-up
I just thought that they all sounded good together … I am sure this is not something new and there is a name for this
What is it?
I Want More!
More time with my Momma! She and my baby brother and the MIL were here visiting since Thursday. Four days definitely is not enough time to soak up my Mom’s love, I miss my family terribly horribly bad.
I have a stomach ache and lump in my throat and tears in my eyes. We all cried when we dropped them off today.
Now I need to decide what to do after school is out. The 10 yr old has a...
I didn't drive!
iheartporkchops replied to your photo: I almost have my Momma! (Taken with picplz in…
Road doesn’t look bad! Quit taking pictures and drive safe!!!
I wasn’t driving, I made the Big Boy drive me! and the roads were awful up on the top of the hill!
OMG! I am going to have a FUCKIN Meltdown!
All .. and yes I mean ALL the fucking roads in and out of Laramie are CLOSED!
How in the hell am I going to get to Denver to pick up my Mom & baby brother .. oh yeah my MIL too??!!!
My palms are sweaty just looking at the road cams, I am fucking going! I can’t wreck two years in a row ~ right?!
My husband is having a shit fit, “Why did they have to come this time of year? Why...
How does this sound for an ad?
Please help me edit my classified ad … seriously I am wanting to run this ad in the paper so I can get more work.
In your home elder care provider for the Laramie area. Available for brief check ins or extended care. Very reasonable rates. CNA experience and excellent references will be provided. 555-5555.
Does this make me sound like a prostitute whoring myself out or do I sound legit?
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“For here the saying holds true, ‘One sows and another reaps.’”
– John 4:37
“I really should iron your shirt, oh I will just hold your hand so people will...”
– Me to my husband when I was looking at the shirt he is going to wear for church
Should a Child Witness Childbirth
Here’s your answer. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted...
Welcome to Katie's Confessional
What would YOU like to tell me today?
This is my day today: 7 a.m.: Heart to Heart with the Big Boy, got shit settled .. hoping we are on the road back to being good again
9 a.m.: Sweet Lady is looking to me like she is on her death bed, not good. Called family let them know. They tell me the nursing home won’t let them come in and asked how I have been getting in … umm thru the...
and I may be human
Nothing like the smell of a gym and sweaty boys .. cures my headache! I can do without the buzzer, whistles and yelling.
A Home Security System is Expensive
So we just got a rescue panther from the shelter
Have you seen this commercial? Made me giggle out loud
Geico commercials make me laugh
I really don't think I am that awesome
I keep getting these notifications that people are following me on Pinterest
WTF for?
My boards are stupid and unoriginal
oh, these are FB people
I better check on the FB people, I haven’t done that for 4 days now
I like Tumblr better ~ you bitches are real
Just add your URL or country!!
Alabama: delightfully-awkward
Alaska:
Arizona:
Arkansas:
California: lizzy-ethel-cordelia-middleford, blackicesunflowers & missproxy & montecarlohitman, norwegian-chocolate-delight
Colorado: cwizumi, spiceysteel
Connecticut:
Delaware: dirkstrider-the-dickrider, 51stcenturybitch, emrysharkness, flyboyharkness
Florida: kermitthefrrog
Georgia:
Greece: lucamacken
Hawaii:
Idaho:
Illinois: queen-of-hearts92, estellise-sama, nashimoto-p, twofacedelaine
Indiana: the-doctor-and-rose
Iowa:
Kansas:
Kentucky: his-fair-lady
Louisiana: gaydetectives
Maine:
Malaysia: owlsomepost
Maryland: dirk-strider-the-dick-rider (representing Maryland whoop whoop)
Massachusetts: zwillingereich
Michigan: Talldarkandmoe
Minnesota: aloistrancy4ever, whatfangirlwhere
Mississippi:
Missouri:
Montana:
Nebraska:
Nevada:
New Hampshire:
New Jersey:
New Mexico: vincent-phantomhive
New York: tamakiisuoh, anime-tardis
North Carolina: caw-cawmotherfuckers, whyworryyourlifeaway, hellokittyharpoon
North Dakota:
Ohio: minty-murderess
Oklahoma: HetaliaFantasy
Oregon:
Pennsylvania: timelordof221b
Rhode Island:
South Carolina: ask-kagene-rui
South Dakota:
Tennesee: carolinetheoutcast
Texas: stephfearsflying, merrynn
Utah:
Vermont:
Virginia: gemma-the-hootowl, sir-pimp-master-arthur, homestuckfandom
Washington: Iamagabbymom
West Virginia:
Wisconsin: xconstantxwanderlustx
Wyoming: amomof3boysplusaman,
Canada: Miss.Pumpkin / Thefantasticten
United Kingdom: fangirl-with-a-fez, Lisa-Silverman, Cherrythefruityberry, Ohtani-Hanako, gir-chan, Schnellly
Australia: lady-serah, littlespot
Italy~: hikaru-hitachiin-brother
US Virgin Islands: teeyanuh
New Zealand: nvyfsk
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Big Boy ~ Maybe You need one of these?
iwsradio:
Cool vending machine…
I wonder if these bitches are stupid?
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Are you serious?!
iheartporkchops:
momof3boysplusaman replied to your photo: I’m wearing jesse’s hoodie from school, getting it…
I am jealous! If I could scrape together plane money would you come here?
I would totally go visit you!! Maybe I can save some tax money…I’ll see what we can do! But not till it gets warmer. Bad enough it’s windy there! ;)
I just checked Southwest Air and it’s … oh shit...
Word from the now Wise
black beans make you have gas
go about your business
oh maybe it was the “smooth move” tea from last night
I am blaming it on the beans
now go about your business and be happy you can’t smell or hear me
Old Ladies
She’s trying to teach me spanish now. Then talking about the hungry birds, and then how the girls in school were accused of stealing when they got the hiccups. She’s more spastic than I am today! BTW she did not go to school past the 3rd grade, her family needed her to help work in the field .. she had a pretty rough life and I think her escape is to make things up. I do love my old...
FINALLY!
we are bathed, cleaned our chee chees and the panocho .. I told her we HAD to get those cleaned for Valentines day!
Old Ladies are pissing me off today
I think she drank out of my coffee mug when I had my back turned AND she is refusing to bathe … grrr! She keeps telling me ” we need to thank the good Lord for everything we got” So I told her I would as soon as she took a bath .. now we are deadlocked. It’s a battle of wills. I WILL WIN THIS ROUND BITCH!
I hate my laptop
I have been trying to post & reply for days now … I type and type and then I hit a mysterious button and it all disappears!
This is really pissing me off, so much so that I have slammed my laptop shut in a fit of rage and seriously considered throwing the sob out the front window.
I have all these thoughts
in my head and they are just like running like mad in there … then I remember I didn’t take MY pill yesterday ~ great!
But while I have these thoughts I want to get them down, then I get distracted and do something else and then get distracted and do something else and then get distracted and do something else .. so now I have about 3 ok 5 things started and NOTHING finished ~...
Quick Question
How in the HELL do STUPID people get high paying government jobs??
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I love my plates!
bekaboo replied to your photo: Salsa and sour cream added, had to try a bite!…
Yum! And I love your plate! Sour cream is a good addition! Bacon would be awesome too!
I got them from my lady that I cared for after she passed away ~ I call them “My Patti dishes” ~ funny thing, she had 13 plates big & small, cups & saucers … but only 2 bowls! I googled them and found...
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I can't post pics Captain!!!
I can’t Post pictures!!! I have a picture from picplz just for Gabby and it isn’t here!!! waaaa waaaa!