January 2012
114 posts
December 2011
58 posts
Now you know why I have issues with the Dog
bekaboo replied to your photo: The boys caught my husband in the act … I think he…
Snort!! I just blew coffee out my nose onto the monitor!! That was uncomfortable but totally worth it!! Best thing I’ve seen all day!!!
See! See! I have another good reason to have major issues with this damnable dog! Not only does she shit & piss in my house and on my beds but she 69’s my...
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Update on Old People Wanting to Die
So I want to believe in the power of prayer, because after yesterday’s battle my sweet little lady was not looking so good.
I walk into her room this morning, there she is sitting in a chair and knows who I am and has me come really close so she can whisper “You came all the way to Lincoln, NE to see me? Can you get me out of here now?”
I had to ask her several times, until she...
Name Analyzer
Your name of Kate has created a practical, responsible, stable nature, and you desire to direct the efforts of others rather than to take order or ask permission.
You have a determined, self-reliant, capable nature and resent any interference, although in your desire to help you are inclined to become involved in the lives and decisions of other people.
You like to make your own...
Have you missed me?
Yeah Right … don’t lie, you didn’t even realize I was gone
I get reflective when my old people die
My old guy died last Tuesday, I got to spend his last day with him .. I hope I didn’t ruin it! I at one point wanted to scoop him up out of his chair and make him run around the room just to make him alive again and not want to die.
My sweet old lady was sent to the...
Facebook Status
Just posted my “cheery” facebook status .. just so everyone back in Oregon thinks I am doing good
I miss my family back home, I miss their noise and the irritation that they cause me. It just is not the same getting drunk so I am not ~ oh who am I kidding I will have a drink or 4 later
Taking the boys to see War Horse. That’s kinda cool, we never went to the movies and esp have...
oh Ebay
I just checked my email … they haven’t shipped yet
Can you see what is going to happen for the next week and a half?
I should have just gone to the store and bought them .. but they would have cost me double what I paid for them on Ebay
I better check the box out front, maybe they showed up!
oh Ebay
Just bought these on Ebay … I have I mentioned I have a Dansko shoe fetish?
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Sitting with Old People
after the final Wal-Mart shopping trip I took the 2 older boys to Chili’s for a late lunch. I had a Cherry LimeAid drink and now I want to lie down and sleep … I have to go to my lady’s place and get her ready for bed.
maybe I can trick into thinking it’s actually 8 p.m. instead of 6 p.m. and I can throw her ass into bed and come home and drink some more
Old People are Dying Left & Right
Okay maybe not that extreme .. but to me it is.
My old piano guy that serenaded me on Thursday’s passed away last night. I am thankful that I got to spend the entire day yesterday with him. I am thankful that I recorded him playing the piano a few times ~ I also recorded one of his stories!
Oh the things this man did in his 88 years was amazing to me . .. things I would never imagine! He...
Sitting with Old People that want to die
I am just about done sitting with old people that are dying … ok not really but today was a tad taxing and now I have a headache and one more person to sit with for 2 hours
Things I want:
to be home
to get some money to pay bills
food in my fridge
to be home
to have my house cleaned, it’s absolutely freakin disgustingly gross. I live with frat house party boys and I am about the...
Sitting with the Old Lady
Kung Fu Panda is on the tv .. I don’t think she has any idea what she is watching. Oh wait! She’s watching the inside of her eyelids!
This lady is just so stinkin sweet. She fell down again today. I am worried about her. She is 91 I know people don’t last forever, but I want a little more time with her dammit!
She is living in an assisted living facility, but she requires more...
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Disclaimers
Ya know the thing I hate about facebook?
People take shit waaaay too serious, I feel like I always have to put a disclaimer up on my status updates.
Get a sense of fuckin humor facebook for christ’s sake!
One Upping my Sister
My 90 year old grandfather called my niece a bitch tonight. She’s 10.
He called my youngest a little fucker a couple of years ago. He was 8 years old. No reason, other than my child was “being a kid” .. and yes my child heard my Grandfather call him that. What I am wondering is what led up to that being said? There has to be a back story ~ ya know? My child was being an...
My Six Names
1. Your Real name: Maria
2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Pink Fish
3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Kate Spring Creek
4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): ModKaMadey
5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): The...
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WatchMy Thursday serenade … I will be spamming the board, this might.be my last, my guy is not feeling well.
Still Protesting
I am leaving to care for my sweet old lady … and guess what? I DID NOT COOK! Still protesting! Take that!
It's Noon ~ What have you done today?
Yeah I got up at 5 a.m. went and showered an old lady, dressed her up made her look like she was alive, dropped her off at the dining table with her head propped up with a hot cocoa.
Came home, took a shower because I bled down my whole fuckin’ leg … god damn it I hate being a girl. You know those parts are good for nothing any more can’t I just rip that stupid thing out? I am...
Sitting with an old lady
and getting paid to watch TV and fetch her cookies! I did not cook pork chops, that shit takes a long time to cook and I wasted mine on Tumblr. Fam suffered thru eating spaghetti and NO bread! I made Hot buttered rum batter yesterday, had to try that shit out! Yummo! Husband had two, he now needs to buy more rum. He was bitchin about the rum I got, what’s wrong with Captn Morgans?...
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I must cook dinner
Gawd my life is terrible! I have to cook dinner AGAIN!!!!!!! This is awful *stomping feet, banging cupboards & pans* I hate cooking dinner! oh wait, it’s pork chops! K gotta go bye!
FBGT
zer0fucksaregiven:
FUCK BITCHES GET TIRES
So this is my oldest son’s quote, then he invited a midget over to do a fuck bitches get tires dance in our driveway and doesn’t have the midget wait around so I can meet him! I never met a midget! I want to meet a midget some day .. why couldn’t he stick around for a few minutes? He just does a little midget dance and leaves? Who...
My dad
mellymoo2:
I just talked to my dad:
me: I forgot to call the distributor.
dad: bitch (in same breath) I can’t believe you!
me: did you just call me a bitch?
dad: of course not whore (under his breath)
me: what the hell! are you kidding me?
dad: well if you would do what you are supposed to this wouldn’t happen.
I love this man with all my heart but I swear sometimes he is asking for an...
“I’d really like the sun if it wasn’t so shiny”
– my sweety boy. Still wondering if I should get him tested for retardation or just hit him on his head again??
Rocking in a Corner Sucking our Thumbs
Our minds will be lost ~ hopefully for self-perservation … aren’t kids great tho?
bekaboo replied to your quote: “Mom when you have your night gown on and no bra…
oh. my. god! What are we going to do with our sons? I am laughing my butt off at our kids tonight! Too funny
still can’t seem to get those damn side bar thingys to stop!
“Mom when you have your night gown on and no bra on, you have beaver tails. I am...”
– My youngest son … whom may or may not wake up in the morning! ;o) j/k LOL ha ha ha (that’s my disclaimer to say to everyone: I AM JOKING! Have a fucking sense of humor!)
FUCKING COLD in Wyoming
It’s minus 29 degrees … without the wind. I am ready to move back to Oregon!
“Come On You Commie Cocksuckers”
– my husband while trying to figure out why my brake light does not work
