February 2012
59 posts
OMG! I am going to have a FUCKIN Meltdown!
All .. and yes I mean ALL the fucking roads in and out of Laramie are CLOSED!
How in the hell am I going to get to Denver to pick up my Mom & baby brother .. oh yeah my MIL too??!!!
My palms are sweaty just looking at the road cams, I am fucking going! I can’t wreck two years in a row ~ right?!
My husband is having a shit fit, “Why did they have to come this time of year? Why...
How does this sound for an ad?
Please help me edit my classified ad … seriously I am wanting to run this ad in the paper so I can get more work.
In your home elder care provider for the Laramie area. Available for brief check ins or extended care. Very reasonable rates. CNA experience and excellent references will be provided. 555-5555.
Does this make me sound like a prostitute whoring myself out or do I sound legit?
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“For here the saying holds true, ‘One sows and another reaps.’”
– John 4:37
“I really should iron your shirt, oh I will just hold your hand so people will...”
– Me to my husband when I was looking at the shirt he is going to wear for church
Should a Child Witness Childbirth
Here’s your answer. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted...
Welcome to Katie's Confessional
What would YOU like to tell me today?
This is my day today: 7 a.m.: Heart to Heart with the Big Boy, got shit settled .. hoping we are on the road back to being good again
9 a.m.: Sweet Lady is looking to me like she is on her death bed, not good. Called family let them know. They tell me the nursing home won’t let them come in and asked how I have been getting in … umm thru the...
and I may be human
Nothing like the smell of a gym and sweaty boys .. cures my headache! I can do without the buzzer, whistles and yelling.
A Home Security System is Expensive
So we just got a rescue panther from the shelter
Have you seen this commercial? Made me giggle out loud
Geico commercials make me laugh
I really don't think I am that awesome
I keep getting these notifications that people are following me on Pinterest
WTF for?
My boards are stupid and unoriginal
oh, these are FB people
I better check on the FB people, I haven’t done that for 4 days now
I like Tumblr better ~ you bitches are real
Just add your URL or country!!
Alabama: delightfully-awkward
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Connecticut:
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Big Boy ~ Maybe You need one of these?
iwsradio:
Cool vending machine…
I wonder if these bitches are stupid?
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Are you serious?!
iheartporkchops:
momof3boysplusaman replied to your photo: I’m wearing jesse’s hoodie from school, getting it…
I am jealous! If I could scrape together plane money would you come here?
I would totally go visit you!! Maybe I can save some tax money…I’ll see what we can do! But not till it gets warmer. Bad enough it’s windy there! ;)
I just checked Southwest Air and it’s … oh shit...
Word from the now Wise
black beans make you have gas
go about your business
oh maybe it was the “smooth move” tea from last night
I am blaming it on the beans
now go about your business and be happy you can’t smell or hear me
Old Ladies
She’s trying to teach me spanish now. Then talking about the hungry birds, and then how the girls in school were accused of stealing when they got the hiccups. She’s more spastic than I am today! BTW she did not go to school past the 3rd grade, her family needed her to help work in the field .. she had a pretty rough life and I think her escape is to make things up. I do love my old...
FINALLY!
we are bathed, cleaned our chee chees and the panocho .. I told her we HAD to get those cleaned for Valentines day!
Old Ladies are pissing me off today
I think she drank out of my coffee mug when I had my back turned AND she is refusing to bathe … grrr! She keeps telling me ” we need to thank the good Lord for everything we got” So I told her I would as soon as she took a bath .. now we are deadlocked. It’s a battle of wills. I WILL WIN THIS ROUND BITCH!
I hate my laptop
I have been trying to post & reply for days now … I type and type and then I hit a mysterious button and it all disappears!
This is really pissing me off, so much so that I have slammed my laptop shut in a fit of rage and seriously considered throwing the sob out the front window.
I have all these thoughts
in my head and they are just like running like mad in there … then I remember I didn’t take MY pill yesterday ~ great!
But while I have these thoughts I want to get them down, then I get distracted and do something else and then get distracted and do something else and then get distracted and do something else .. so now I have about 3 ok 5 things started and NOTHING finished ~...
Quick Question
How in the HELL do STUPID people get high paying government jobs??
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I love my plates!
bekaboo replied to your photo: Salsa and sour cream added, had to try a bite!…
Yum! And I love your plate! Sour cream is a good addition! Bacon would be awesome too!
I got them from my lady that I cared for after she passed away ~ I call them “My Patti dishes” ~ funny thing, she had 13 plates big & small, cups & saucers … but only 2 bowls! I googled them and found...
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I can't post pics Captain!!!
I can’t Post pictures!!! I have a picture from picplz just for Gabby and it isn’t here!!! waaaa waaaa!
Seeing Family
I am family starved … but I am seeing FAMILY today! in like 45 minutes ~ shhhh!
It is supposed to be hush hush b/c the SIL and her husband are on a top secret mission going across the country with a well known actor’s items from a storage unit on the East side of the world (America) to the West side of nowhere ~ but she called chatty Kathy here and we are meeting in a clandestine...
Completely Forgot Today is Friday
I could so go for a drink right now ~ I am too lazy tho
I am going to bed!
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Here's a Joke for Ya
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old person is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior...
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Don't You Dare! Oh Don't You Dare
Beka! Don’t you even think about using that non-word! ;o)~ Joel uses it just to irritate me.
Ok if you do feel the need, you must use the same red-neck, hillbilly Harney County drawl that Joel uses ~ that’s the only way you may use that word!
bekaboo replied to your photo: The view out my bathroom window .. the husband is…
That is the BEST kind of view! A hot sammich? Awesome!!...